Joker’s Letter

Posted: September 6, 2012 in Letters to Bruce Wayne
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Don’t know why I am sitting with these maniacs, these people have no life! They follow the rules of prison, are afraid of the guards. I want to get out of this place, transfer me to Arkham please. People over there are humans, they have no rules. There are no guards in Arkham. Guards over here follow the duties given to them, and want to control their own little world. I hate them. HATE! They are wasting their lives. Anyways, I am writing this to you Batman to make myself clear. I don’t hate you, infact you are the closest person to me. I admire you. You don’t work like others out there. You want to change them. So do I. And you might be sitting there thinking what makes me crazy. No, I’m not crazy. There is an order out of every chaos. You know I want to make them realize, that their actions are cheap. They are controlled by Society, cheap little bitch, the Society. They work by the forces of Nature. Nature controls their will, they act as Society wants them to. And when some ‘Human’, stands out of crowd and goes out of bounds of the society, they punish him. And they make an excuse, “That’s not the way the Society works.” Mindless animals living in their mindless world, and still happy! Maybe because it is a Joke. The best part of Joke is, They form the Society!!

And you never asked me. Wanna know How I got these scars? I’d love to tell you.

Once I was a Snake! An ordinary Snake, moving here and there, in search of a prey. And, the ‘Snake’ found one. A little mice, Snake’s best prey by the rules of Nature. RULES. The Snake didn’t catch the mice, she surrendered, because she was tired of the Nature’s rule of running to save her own life. Snake was impressed by her charm, so Snake let her go. Snake broke the Nature’s rule by not eating his prey. She too was delighted to see his humbleness, and thanked him. She wanted to be ‘friends’ with ‘Snake’. Snake approved of it, and so he broke the second rule. Gradually, they started loving each other. But ‘Society’ didn’t approve of it. Snake’s clan wanted Snake to follow the Rules. They wanted him to eat her. They captured both of them. They threatened the Snake by saying that they would eat her if Snake didn’t. The Mice asked the Snake to eat her because, if she was to die she would do so by being close to the one she loves most. Snake had no option, he unwillingly opened his jaws. She went inside him slowly. Tears flowed out of his eyes, THEY called him weak! And she was giving a good-bye smile. She went inside, he could feel her heart beats. After sometime, it stopped.
He couldn’t regret more. And the society was satisfied! He couldn’t live in that Hell! He went to mice’s nest. Her whole clan was shocked and terrified to see him. Snake told them how sorry he was, and asked them to  kill him, and tear him apart later in that evening. At first mice approved of it, to kill their predator was a tempting idea. The Snake went back to all those places where he and mice shared beautiful memories. He lived a little, He knew, that his sins will be purified. Dying slowly, every flesh torn from his body will bring him closer to the mice, he thought. Later that evening he went to the mice’s nest. There were no mice at the place. Was it a Joke?? Yes, it was.
They had gone away, because according to Laws of Nature, they feared Snake would eat them, and according to another RULE of Nature, Prey cannot overpower the Predator.

The Snake swore to break all the Rules, and planned a revenge against Society. I was the Snake. I became the Society’s greatest enemy. And carved out my face with the widest grin!
I had a plan. I hid myself in the Tree of Knowledge,
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….in the Garden of Eden.

What? You didn’t laugh? Oh, I forgot the Punch line. Here it is.
HA HA! HA HA!

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Comments
  1. OMG! I love this letter! Up until a few days ago, I didnt see what the big deal in batman was, why my friend watched it 20 times over, but after reading this letter, i’m intrigued to watch it….It’s a beautiful, sad, and powerful…

  2. Reblogged this on Elixir of Memories and commented:
    Powerful, and sad….It’s a masterpiece!

  3. Thank you for dropping by, getting into Joker’s head isn’t that easy. I tried my best though.
    Do watch Batman, it is as mature as spiderman and watchmen. 🙂

  4. eternallydeniedsoul says:

    great post… i am a avid fan of batman,and the joker.. u have a hell of creativity. hats off to you.

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